Theory of Trivandrum :Extended
It's been a while after Theory of Trivandrum as I was busy sniffing some content to pen down the sequel for Theory of Trivandrum . I beg your pardon for the use of word ‘sequel’ after the release of bahubali sequel trailer that word Sequel has got hyped just like the movie.Anyways , pulling my ear back to the content . Well it's been almost 2 years for me in Trivandrum with sheer audacity I share my experience thinking I have understood the capital of the God’s Own country . So to all my friends who cannot take the pun intended in this blog just one thing 'I M Just Joking yaaar’ .
It was onam season around the corner in god’s own country .Myself being a techie , come on you know the drill .If you haven't guessed, it's Onam celebration inside the office. That is an occasion where every guys expect they look like Ramraj vesthi jayaram and buy the same dhothi endorsed by him but you know the reality .Guys with strenuous effort on making that Veshti stand on their hip have a nightmare on achieving it .They suddenly succeed finding the atmost air circulation which have been missing all the time confiscated by the pants they wore .On the parallel universe , girls go a step further they start planning from the previous onam .Not just what to wear this being a narcissistic society , even what filter to put for their onam picture. And this day is a tedious day for the guys owning DSLR or an iPhone (Goyala sekar sethutan) .So if your wondering ‘Yeda Patti what this has to do with Trivandrum ‘ .Hold your horse , coming to point . After the implementation of all the action items then the onam celebration day arrives , Bam I was speechless seeing all the girls in white and sandal embroidery saree . It was like what Ujjalla would do to stained clothes that magic happened to all the girls who were in my office .That day each and everyone’s face was sparkling (I don't know if that was foundation or a 2 layer make up ) but it was ‘The moment’ as I would like to call it . It sure was like a day before the onam celebration girls were like the rusted dirty vessel and like VIM(Onam, just analogy coz it rhymes) makes it new in one wash all the girls were glowing like a new vessel. (Mokka comparison I know but deal with it ) .(I am complimenting Amma promise) , that too with the greasy oiled hair with the sandal wood paste applied on the forehead with a pinch of kajal applied on their eyes Paaah! (Am i being too descriptive,.. overa feel paniten Pola ) .In short, any girl would look like VtV Trisha during onam so don't get deceived by just seeing the trailer because the movie might be different.
Theory #5 : The raw unearthed beauty incarnates when any girl wears the Kerala white and sandal colour embroidery saree.
Well , hairstyle is one thing which keeps changing in different geography as per the trend . I went to fill up my bike in a petrol bunk , the guy filling petrol had an unique haircut which was similar to a brocolli or a shrinked mushroom with the hair being trimmed to zero on the sides and left as it is on the top and front .Not just that, a tight fitting pant looking similar to what girls wear . Then after filled petrol I went to a juice shop , even that guy had the same haircut and same attire .Then I went to a margin free shop , the cashier had the same typical hair cut of a cup cake .
Theory #6: Undercut and tight low pencil fit is unwritten official fashion code to guys in 18-24 years in God’s own country
Trivandrum being renowned for its beaches ,I have travelled to different beaches in Trivandrum(Thumba, varkala, kovalam, shangamugam) . Once we noticed young bunch of guys playing football by the beach (Young as in younger than us) .We were 6 guys with one guy in office team from the pack .And one of those local guys had hit the ball our side .Quite dramatic right ? Ball catching us .We should have just thrown the ball back and had some beach Sundal ( peanut) and left but did we do that ? No . We were charged up seeing the football ready to unleash our skills which we thought we could do with those 2 local guys . We started playing , after very few minutes we could feel butterflies around our eyes due to exhaustion and the local guys started passing the ball with each other . 6 of us couldn't even touch the football and those 2 guys in the mid teen made joke out of us ( It was like they were like Duracell and we were cheap Korean battery bought in Burma bazaar) .It didn't take us long to raise our white flag of surrender .Decimation would be an understatement(Vechu seidhal) .To all the wannabe Ronaldo's play in Trivandrum beach if you want to be real ronaldo. Football is the pick of the sport throughout the God’s own country .As Chennai has its identity Imbibed from Csk .Kerala takes Kerala blasters too seriously than you can possibly imagine.
Theory #7 : Not just Trivandrum , entire Kerala is passionate about football . Ask for a football match in the Trivandrum beaches at your own risk
Like there is Tasmac in every street in chennai , every area in Trivandrum has arabian restaurant .Not just that margin free super market is also another amenity which you will find . I don't know the exact logic behind this whether Gulf countries were found by Mallu’s like Christopher Columbus did America . (Trust me I am not kidding ) . Most guys who get frustrated with their daily chores in an IT company often say like ‘ I am going to go back to my native ‘ .Likewise all the frustrated mallus say 'I am going to Dubai ‘(My country daaa ) .I bet any amount if there is a mallu without having a relative in gulf .The odds of that event is zero .Not possible . Capital of Kerala shouldn't be Trivandrum it should be Dubai after all that's where their captial comes from .
Theory#8: Every resident of Kerala has a pass to a gulf country somehow
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