Techie Dairy with the Character Curry

Change is the only change that doesn't change they say . I got to admit they're right.From an immatured college student to immatured corporate guy ,here I am pulling up my spectacles over my nose for yet another blog .Following blog is about  few characters in the corporate which  are purely fictional any real life resemblance is merely coincidence (Mother promise trust me )

#TheonewiththeiPhone
That one guy in everygang goes in front during all the team outings, birthday celebrations to click an instant selfie (Quicker than flash) , manages to crop guys out of it and post it in fb with thousand hashtags(These guys are like that student who writes the university exam without having no clue what paper he is writing just fills the paper with some one syllable words ) . And the outside world thinks omg this guy is a big shot he owns a iPhone 6S .But the reality would be he would be paying the EMI in such a way that he can't even afford a proper , probably these guys are the ones who flood Andhra mess because the unlimited meals is for 40 Bucks and probably the only juice they have  is Lemon because that's the cheapest of all .(Some guys having iPhone might take me for an offense , if so Chill macha just stomach burning *Disclaimers Notice *)

#Theonewhogetsfriendzonedorbrozoned

That one guy who wakes up at 6am just to say good morning to all those girls who he thinks he has a chance . Goes for all the shopping with the girl thinking (Probably these are the guys who tell to his friends , dude I m going for shopping ) and there she gets a shirt , this guy goes like 'hey why this much ... I don't need a shirt and all' .The girl giggles and say 'Arey Bewakoof u wish !this is for my boyfriend' (That's the moment the guy hears dog panting noise on his head as he enters a dangerous zone danger than Bermuda triangle THE FRIENDZoNE as who goes in never comes out ) Despite all this , that guy never gives up runs all the errands of the girl from making her to say your wife is lucky.If someone should learn Confidence , they should ask one of these guys. These guys are the ones who still believe they are going to win a lottery even after the lottery ticket is banned .(One minute silence for those souls)

#Theonealwaysaskingtreat

Every gang has that one guy who likes to ask treat for everything. His whatsapp convo would be like

Techie 1 :Dude feeling my Gf dumped
Treat guy : Arey chillax dude treat for being single and awesome

Techie 2 :Dude my uncles daughters father in law birthday today
Treat guy :Whoa great ! Treat !

Techie 3 :Dude I m put in the bench
Treat guy : Worry math kar dosth , Calls for a free treat

In Parallel, One important about a corporate treat is like People will buy cake for the birthdays (Behind the screen  there would be a soul who would ve begged everyone 100 to contribute for the cake which most people would not agree to give ) after that so artificially they sing a happy bday and they just fight for the cake piece with the cherry on it .(I bet this one is relatable to all techies) .End of all this comes the treat guy , who demands treat in a restaurant of his choice (as If a son in law asking his father in-law ) .


#Theonewiththeweekendbooze

These type of guys are the ones who pass all the 5 days in a week hoping that the weekend would come.Once the weekend comes they get so excited that they don't what they are gonna do .And suddenly that one guy utters the word (Dude , let's Booze and get loose) .All the rest see that guy like Jon Snow in the Winter fell , shouting Yeaaaaahhh ! (Strictly for GoT fans).These guys are the ones who wake up Sunday morning with the hangover and think about how they had the party the last day until Sunday evening which reminds them ,'Monday is coming ' (it's as scary as winter is coming, GoT fans )

#TheonewithalltheE-Shoppingoffersdata :

That guy who is one in 50 who checks all the e-commerce sites more than his office work and keeps him updated of all the offers promo deals , who literally gets orgasm when he gets something on off and boast it to others (Cheap ah pota plan ah seepalaiye mudichiten pathiya type ).

#TheonewiththeCheckIn

We always have that one guy who checks-in the Fb no matter what place he is .

That guy be like
Feeling Bliss taking a piss
Checked-In Govt toilet

Feeling Excited
Checked-In Arumugam Mechanic shop

Feeling lonely
Checked-In Nadu road (Middle of the road)

These guys are the ones who zuckerberg should find and revoke their privilege

#TheonewithIneedtogoOnsite

That one guy is aim is to go to Onsite just so he can return as an American mapplai (American Alliance) even if it's for 2 months working day and night .With a heavy load of code and data load . Still receives a mail from Manager stating we tried all we could but your name didn't make the H1B1 lot system .


In short , Corporate world is something which is like a Lamborghini car exterior having interiors of Old Fiat premier Padmini (Outside only built up inside nothing there ) But it is definitely interesting if you just turn around and see how different people are.All u need to do is just sit on a companies cafeteria and u will  hear lot of souls be  like 'Whaatalife' , 'Oh Damn Swat call ', 'Escalation '(To other non techies , Escalation is something like one fine day u don't do assignments but ur principal and class teacher catch u red hand it's something like that), 'KRA gone ', 'Sodexho' , 'Onsite teammate show off ' and lot more Polambals (Matlab ..Weeping). So people who charge extra everywhere for people who say  they belong to a corporate , Purijinikongaaa dawwww evlo seramam nu (No translation only emotion)

There are lot more exciting characters around us .Yes corporate routine sucks big time , I agree but there is no wrong in seeing extra ordinary stuffs out of the ordinary  things.

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